Kissa kis kis kurr purr kis kis mauw meow naukuu narr wurr :3

they all broke out laughing…

but I wasn’t laughing. I switched it to plasma beam and cut them all in half. Then I kicked down the door they were guarding. Inside, chained up and naked, was a beautiful woman.

“I’m the princess of europe” she said. I un-chained her and we made love on the corpses of our enemies.

“Marry me and become the king of europe” she said as we were escaping.

“Maybe next time.” I replied

“I think I’m pregnant.”

“You are. It’s a boy. You’re welcome”

I dropped her off at her castle then went home, to America and a heroes welcome where everyone clapped and I’ve been president ever since.

Is that a serrated blade, two dagger blades, several different types of shears and scissors, an auger, a corkscrew, two saws, a lancet, button hook, cigar cutter, tuning fork, pens and mechanical pencils, mirror, straight razor, a functional .22-caliber five-shot pinfire revolver in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Otin kerran ton määrän ja heräsin sängystä saman päivän aamusta ja toistin prosessin ja näin loin aika-avaruus vääristymän (Singulariteetti on astrofysiikassa aika-avaruuden vääristymä, jossa jokin suure on äärettömän suuri, joten se ei käyttäydy tunnettujen fysiikan lakien mukaan.)

Even though the first one was the first I thought of you I thought of it was you I thought you was the one who said you had a good time with your friend I think I know that I am a little confused about you I think I don’t think I can remember that but you have to tell him I think I remember you and you know I think I have to be a little more careful about what I do I don’t know if you remember that I think you said that I have been a friend of my friend since you know that you know and you have been with

I am a master of lazy playing, I am the guy who plays PoE builds based on how many keys you have to press, I map most of my keys on my mouse so I can literally put my left hand's fingers up my nose while I play, I played WoW with the Boomkin when it was op and you had to spam 2 keys, when i play Sims i start by finding the code to fill my needs before finding a job, when I play LoL I play a tank top and afk farm until i get insulted, i played an Animal Crossing clone game just because it was easier to make money, I use dim light to see or else I just sit in darkness and half sleep most of the time, I am lazyness, I am so lazy that i don't walk normally, i move my body forward and my legs are forced to follow up or else i fall down. If there was a massive fire and I would be the only one with the possibility to call the firemen, i would still consider the effort of finding my phone before doing it (i would still do it eventually, I am not a monster, I am just lazy)