37 people found this review helpful
26 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 16.0 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 18 Apr, 2017 @ 1:08pm
Updated: 27 Nov, 2019 @ 5:45am
Product received for free

You can play with one hand, I strongly advise to play this game at night too, to avoid your mum walking in during the sex scene to avoid thorough beating and questioning.

She legit told me I was going to die a virgin.
Play with headphones as well. The noises are just too much for your parents to hear.

Had a bloody good time!

Edit Nov 2017: Nominated for the 'Better than I expected' Award. Let's be honest, this Bejewled Bootleg anime dating sim is truly worthy, it made me go one-handed marathon for a solid hour of playing. It got really sore.

Edit Nov 2018: Nominated for the "Most Fun with a Machine" award. Literally anything can run this game, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer specs won't stop you in bedding all those computerised girls with easy to know personalities in this amazing Candy Crush Saga Sequel! Any of those who want it but feel their computer can't run it, get it, and immerse yourself in the adult, sexualised world!

Edit Nov 2019: Nominated for the "Labour of Love" award. This game has been out for quite a few years now, but that doesn't stop you from absolutely smashing every girl on that roster, including a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat and an alien! Seriously, an alien! Buckle up your seatbelts ladies and gentlemen because Homescapes doesn't get any more overtly sexualised or better than this!
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7 Comments
rura 25 Jun, 2018 @ 12:38pm 
Definitely Luigi, nice of the Princess to invite us over for Luigim eh Luigi?
Booz 24 Jun, 2018 @ 2:45pm 
Worth buying it for you ey Luigi?
rura 10 Jun, 2018 @ 3:48am 
Give it a try, you'll enjoy it.
Yimura 10 Jun, 2018 @ 3:48am 
I've never played a dating SIM. Should I try one?
PAMiR 30 Jun, 2017 @ 8:44pm 
:3 that's a pretty gay representation but ok"
rura 30 Jun, 2017 @ 2:25pm 
Thanks dad.
PAMiR 30 Jun, 2017 @ 8:27am 
I hate to say, but I warned ya son' ... like I always say, YOU L DIE AS A VIRGIN MOTHA FUCKA HAHAHAHAHA !!