practically a contractor (of DEATH)

This guy was so brutal in highschool that we nicknamed him "Brutus"

yap

Just you wait pal...

(who's gonna tell this guy I got sub 14 on 0-3 and he still has sub 16)

Y'know what pal. Before you commented on my profile I was gonna let you have the better time. I was. But you griddying onto MY profile farming views to boast about your higher time? No. Absolutely not. Lets get one thing straight pal, the only reason you even have a place in the ultrakill speedrunning community is because i DECIDED to not completely obliterate you. People like you who grew up in paradise palms have no idea what it's like on the robloxian streets, so for you to clip farm on MY profile is heavily L rizz. Not only that, you also got fanum taxed out the waazoo, and got beat on 0-3 by a whopping 4 seconds. If you EVER try to talk smack, clip farm on MY profile again, or even try to rizz up Livy Dunne, I will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock, and only then will you realize how hopeless competing against a TRUE Ultrakill speedrunning professional is.

Signed,
a TRUE speedrunning pro