Congratulations, you've just won the award for surviving 1000 hours in the buggiest game in history! We hope you enjoyed the constant thrill of losing your beloved characters, items, and dinos due to game-breaking crashes and glitches that are as common as air. Seriously, who needs a roller coaster when you have Ark? You can get stuck at terminals, get spawn-killed by a wolf that spawned INSIDE your base, and watch as your tamed dinos float off into space like they're auditioning for the next Star Wars movie. And let's not forget the joy of having your dinos get stuck under the mesh and falling into the void, never to be seen again. It's like playing hide-and-seek, only the game is hiding your stuff from you. And don't even get me started on the aim bots and mesh raiders. It's like playing against a team of cyborgs who have mastered the art of cheating. But hey, at least you get to enjoy the beautiful game concept and art...when the game isn't crashing every 30 seconds. Keep on surviving, brave adventurer, and may the odds be ever in your favor (because you're going to need it)

Congratulations, you've just won the award for surviving 1000 hours in the buggiest game in history! We hope you enjoyed the constant thrill of losing your beloved characters, items, and dinos due to game-breaking crashes and glitches that are as common as air. Seriously, who needs a roller coaster when you have Ark? You can get stuck at terminals, get spawn-killed by a wolf that spawned INSIDE your base, and watch as your tamed dinos float off into space like they're auditioning for the next Star Wars movie. And let's not forget the joy of having your dinos get stuck under the mesh and falling into the void, never to be seen again. It's like playing hide-and-seek, only the game is hiding your stuff from you. And don't even get me started on the aim bots and mesh raiders. It's like playing against a team of cyborgs who have mastered the art of cheating. But hey, at least you get to enjoy the beautiful game concept and art...when the game isn't crashing every 30 seconds. Keep on surviving, brave adventurer, and may the odds be ever in your favor (because you're going to need it)