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Kind of like a cross between gang beasts and fall guys. You get a friend pass which means one other person gets to play in your party for free which is pretty dope.

This is a huge leap forward for Mechwarrior and Battletech as a whole. AAA linear story driven experience showcasing the newest tech. The game does need to be optimized but I honestly kind of expected this at launch considering how Mercs released.


Cant wait to see what they do with this game specifically and how it affects the franchise down the road with its next set of titles in the future.

Brother!

Testimonial of Brother Sergeant Pluto, Ultramarine Chapter

I, Brother Sergeant Pluto, have beheld the glory of the Imperium in the digital realm. By the Emperor's guidance, our Apothecary, Brother Helias, prescribed me a peculiar remedy for my affliction - a notable decrease in testosterone levels. My battlefield prowess, once unyielding, had begun to wane. The good Apothecary diagnosed my condition and ordered me to indulge in "Space Marine 2", a digital spectacle created by mortal hands.

At first, I was skeptical. How could a mere game restore my virility? Yet, I shall confess, the experience has been nothing short of miraculous. The game's unyielding onslaught of action, the unrelenting fury of combat, and the unwavering dedication to the Imperium's ideals have reinvigorated my spirit and revitalized my testicular fortitude.

The game's developers have crafted an experience that embodies the essence of the Space Marines. The visceral thrill of combat, the tactical nuances of warfare, and the unwavering commitment to our primarchs' legacy all combine to create an immersive experience that is at once exhilarating and cathartic.

As I played, I felt my resolve strengthening, my reflexes quickening, and my resolve hardening like the unyielding ceramite of our power armor. The Imperium's enemies, be they xenos or heretics, were no match for my renewed fury. I razed planets, shattered armies, and unleashed the wrath of the Imperium upon the digital realm.

By the Emperor, I have never felt more alive! My testosterone levels, once flagging, now surge through my veins like the mighty rivers of Macragge. I am once again the embodiment of the Ultramarine ideal: unyielding, unforgiving, and unrelenting in my dedication to the Imperium.

I implore my brothers, should you find yourself afflicted with similar symptoms, seek out this digital remedy. Let the Imperium's strength course through your veins, and let the enemies of humanity tremble before your revitalized fury.

Rating: 10/10 - A true testament to the Imperium's unyielding spirit.

Recommendation: Prescribe this game to any brother struggling with low testosterone. It is a panacea for the modern Space Marine.

Addendum: I have requested that our Chapter's Librarians investigate the possibility of integrating this game into our training regimens. The Imperium's enemies will not know what hit them.

Games a blast at this price point. Grab it with a couple of friends and be John Wick

Sweaty Palm Simulator 2024

The devs have bungled the ♥♥♥♥ out of this launch but the game is good. They really do need to get on top of their decision making though they cant stop getting in their own way. Your free to play model is terrible, your decision to balance patch shortly after release on peak NA play times was absolutely wildly stupid and youre radio silent on STEAM of all platforms until ♥♥♥♥ finally hits the fan?

Your steam community engagement should be priority - steam reviews are INSANELY important for success. Any updates you make in discord need to be parroted on steam.

Solid WWII RTS, be exciting to see mods in the future

Great little colony/resource sim. Has a very steep learning curve and if you like these kinds of games you'll be restarting a lot anyway trying to figure everything out. Im usually very chaotic in my building in these games and that made this game very much a challenge.

If you are a big time min/maxer and love optimizing and squeezing every drop out of a factory line this game will be a big win for you.

thumbs up for house burning simulator

Simple graphics, GREAT optimization for an early access title, battlefieldesque game-play that honestly drops turds all over AAA devs. Excited to see where this one goes.