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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:23am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:34am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:18am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:28am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:50am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:19am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:14am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:26am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:37am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:28am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:26am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:07am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:42am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:36am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:36am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:36am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:57am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:19am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:29am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:30am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:27am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:30am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:28am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:48am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:15am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:37am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:56pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:25am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:23pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:47am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:29pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:57am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:07am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:00pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:42am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:48am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:03am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:24am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:29am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:38am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:29pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:16pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:03am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:29pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:35am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:17am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:06am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:22am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:38am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:41am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:50am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:54am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:24am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:48am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:55pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:10am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:07am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:07am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:30am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:57am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:48am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:35am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 12:35pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:38am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:04am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:04am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:07am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:49am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:25pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:50am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:30am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:18am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:18am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:40am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:17am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:31pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:27pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:35pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:38am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:21am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:53am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:18am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:54am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:41am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:41am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:35am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:55pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:06am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:21am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:32pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:41am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:41am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:41am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:59pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:45pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:02am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:41am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:41am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:38pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:41am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:21am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:29am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:27pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:55am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:10am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:41am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:23am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:25am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:18am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:18am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 11:54am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:35am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:10am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:15am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:48am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:54am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:24am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:48am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:42am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:34pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:37am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:36am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:58am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:47am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:41am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:14am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:14am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:37am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:43am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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