Patrick Bateman
Paul Allen   New York, United States
 
 
You're a f*cking ugly b*tch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
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Who am I?
I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.



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Comments
SasaiKudasai 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:41am 
+rep:steamthis:
elz 17 Jun, 2023 @ 4:09am 
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Adrian Tyson 31 May, 2023 @ 4:37am 
+REP:GhostFlowerHappy::GhostFlowerHappy:
Ethan 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10pm 
Cannot get more cringe just stfu pls :steamthumbsdown:
Patrick Bateman 15 Sep, 2022 @ 6:19am 
Average deceit player (truly pathetic creature):
Ethan 12 Sep, 2022 @ 12:45am 
Goofy ahh profile bahah ♥♥♥