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mud 2 Jan, 2020 @ 1:04am 
I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny for art hoes. I want to ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to ♥♥♥ all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Horny
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