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-- Quentin Crisp
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Look out! Behind you!
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A German, a Pole and a Czech left camp for a hike through the woods.
After being reported missing a day or two later, rangers found two bears,
one a male, one a female, looking suspiciously overstuffed. They killed
the female, autopsied her, and sure enough, found the German and the Pole.
"What do you think?" said the the first ranger.
"The Czech is in the male," replied the second.
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- "You pay for it before you eat it? What happens if it's dreadful?"
- "That's why."
(Moving Pictures)
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Here there be tygers.
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Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve.
- Anonymous
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The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.
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Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
-- H. L. Mencken
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