I have went through so many emotional trials. This game is so beautiful in so many ways, however some of my fellow adventurers do not agree. I too miss the days of old in the land 2013 Chernarus, but I do enjoy the modern day Chernarus where it can be possible to hold both hands above my head and finger my ass at the same time, while holding my gun with my spine. Please understand that you will feel like committing irl F11 at the start but once you get the hang of it and finally get in in your head that NEAF is nothing but 12 man circle jerk hunting grounds and is NEVER clear you will find your play style and start having fun in DayZ. I hope you hurt as much as I do while playing this and I look forward to selling your flesh for sweet sweet rubles and wearing your face.

~DPD OUT~

I have went through so many emotional trials. This game is so beautiful in so many ways, however some of my fellow adventurers do not agree. I too miss the days of old in the land 2013 Chernarus, but I do enjoy the modern day Chernarus where it can be possible to hold both hands above my head and finger my ass at the same time, while holding my gun with my spine. Please understand that you will feel like committing irl F11 at the start but once you get the hang of it and finally get in in your head that NEAF is nothing but 12 man circle jerk hunting grounds and is NEVER clear you will find your play style and start having fun in DayZ. I hope you hurt as much as I do while playing this and I look forward to selling your flesh for sweet sweet rubles and wearing your face. ~DPD OUT~