Recent reviews by Monkey34

its fun with friends (im only doing this to get the nominee award thingo)

The absolute work of art this game is. After just playing 2 minutes of it, it brought tears to my eyes. It reminded me of my old days when I was in prison with a bunch of fatsos that looked identical to me. The dotted underpants brought back many happy memories and the prison layout is so nostalgic. 15/10, this game really opened my eyes. There is more to just sitting at your computer all day playing games when you can experience the little details in real life. The game bought me many questions and I made many theories. Where is this prison? Why are the guards just there? Why is the meaning behind the endless soccer gameplay? Why do I sometimes spawn in the cells of the prison? Did I get punished for fouling? The game is honestly one of, if not, the best game I have ever played. IGN or whatever other game critic should get on this and review the game now. It pains me to see that only around 700 people have purchased this game. I feel bad for the rest of the people who haven't experienced that absolute greatness and paragon of this game. For only 99 cents, not purchasing this game is a blunder move and you will be missing out on one of mankind's greatest creations. Someone should make a list of the 7 Wonders of the world but instead of landmarks, it's games and this game should be on it. I cannot stop thinking about the emotions I felt while playing this game. Truly a work of art. If you buy this game and you don't immediately enjoy and absorb the immaculate detail and story of this game, I honestly wouldn't know what to tell you. In fact you should love this game. Please, add this game to your favourites and take in the bliss of gluttony.

The facts that cars can go over the speed limit of my truck and the road signs is beyond me. I just wanna ram into the back of that 7 seat dodge caravan and kill a family of 5.

Game is very fun with friends and the different game modes are very nice. I also love the fact that they combine many Halo FPS classics. Buying it on sale is great.

Playing this game by yourself is fun however, once you start to play with friends, it get much harder. The AI gets a boost in skill. Maybe i'm just ♥♥♥♥ at the game but try it yourself. Its fun with mods and a great realistic multiplayer game. I wish there was a PVP mode other than just the lobby map.

99 hours of mental damage. I would recommend keeping your sanity and don't play this game. This game is pretty good. You should play it. For the sake of your own mentality, avoid this game! but its a good game however you shouldn't play it because its bad. Game play is quite nice except the parts where you get called slurs.

yeah

The game is pretty good if you're playing with friends. If you're playing alone, prepare for the biggest load of ♥♥♥♥ blasting and ripping your pants. The voice proximity needs to be fixed and the game crashes from time to time. Unreal Engine, pls fix.

The controls are so bad. It tastes like dry crackers

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