Recent reviews by MLG Cupcake

Auction house needs a massive rework. The wheelspins are also garbage. I don't want 30000000000000000000 items which are absolutely useless. If it was rewarding it would be worth playing. Garbo

I was excited for BF portal. I got to play some of my childhood maps (BF1942 maps) which was incredible, I also got to play with AI which was a huge plus for me.

But the game is broken. Not by a little, but utterly broken. Hit reg, no scoreboard, operators (???), a few maps, broken control points, super OP weapons until they finally get balanced, and not including fan-favourite game modes that have been around for ages.

I've played every Battlefield since the demo disk for BF1942 (with the Tobruk map) came out with a PC magazine, and seeing the state it's currently in is heartbreaking.

♥♥♥♥ you EA and ♥♥♥♥ you DICE

The hit detection is broken. Far too many waypoints along the same quest just to finish it as well. Pretty infuriating experience so far

I swear they overhauled the power bar.... and it feels awful.

Nope

Amazing attention to detail, as well as an awesome story (so far). Stunning scenery and pretty cool setting.

One thing I'd knock it for is the utterly ♥♥♥♥♥ optimization.... my PC by far exceeds the requirements and it sits at like 40 fps, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tragic.

I'd pick this up if your PC was an absolute monster... otherwise I'd wait until it's playable.

What an absolute crock of sh!t

"Have you seen that TV show where I bliksem you?"

I live and work in Fourways, and some of the stereotypes in this game are so on the nose it's scary. So many boets, bruthas and chinas in this part of town, it ALMOST reminds you of Brakpan (just less neon).

Funny as hell dialogue and the tittest visuals. Plenty of Bettys and choms hanging around in the background give a nice aesthetic in the night club chapter. Might be difficult for some like myself who are incredibly ♥♥♥♥ at fighting games. Might just be me.

All in all, it's funny as well as locally made so it was worth it for me.

Absolutely awesome.. A game that calms me down and is so much joy to play.

This sh!t is bananas.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S.