❤ MLG Cupcake ✿ >> Deranking

Awful at all video games...

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CSGO Ranks:

S1: ✓
S2: ✘
S3: ✘
S4: ✘
SE: ✘
SEM: ✘
GN1: ✘
GN2: ✘
GN3: ✘
GNM: ✘
MG1: ✘
MG2: ✘
MGE: ✘
DMG: ✘
LE: ✘
LEM: ✘
SMFC: ✘
Global Elite: ✘
MLG: ✘


CSGO Majors I have competed in, as well as team I was in:

1. DreamHack Winter 2013 - Fnatic
2. ESL Major Series One: Katowice 2014 - VP
3. ESL One: Cologne 2014 - NiP
4. DreamHack Winter 2014 - LDLC
5. ESL One: Katowice 2015 - Fnatic
6. ESL One: Cologne 2015 - Fnatic
7. DreamHack Open Cluj-Napoca 2015 - nV
8. MLG Major Championship: Colombus - LG
9. ESL One: Cologne 2016 - SK
10. ELEAGUE Major: Atlanta 2017 - Astralis
11. DreamHack Masters Las Vegas 2017 - VP
12. PGL Major Kraków 2017 - Gambit
13. ELEAGUE Major: Boston 2018 - C9
14. Bob's LAN party - Galactiic
15. The Great British Bake Off - Kilcutten Reapers

Other achievements:

1. Appeared in the second season of 'America's Next Top Model'
2. Won an Oscar for best Visual Effects in 1997 - The Lost World: Jurassic Park.
3. Have been on the cover of Vogue, Cosmopolitan, Playboy and Women's Health.
4. Was a director for the TV shows 'Cake Boss' and 'Say Yes to the Dress'.

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My new specs:

CPU: i9 - 9900K
Mobo: MSI Z390 Pro Carbon
Cooling: Antec Kuhler K240
RAM: 40 GB Ballistix
GPU: RTX3080
Case: Cougar Panzer G
Headset: HyperX Cloud Alpha
Mouse: Steelseries Rival 600
Keyboard: K70 RGB MK.2 SE
Monitor: LG 27" 4K monitor + LG 24" 144 Hz monitor

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If for some reason you think I am hacking because of a certain flick shot, clutch, ace or 720 noscope headshot, it is not due to hacks... it is the equipment I use.

My gaming chair, mousepad, slippers, night gown and underwear are all MLG certified, allowing me to rek scrubs 25/7, 365 days a year. Also, if you think I am hacking, you are probably bad, as I am awful at CSGO.

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If I join a deathmatch, and there are predefined rules (such as pistols only etc.) let me know by typing it out. I turn off voice comms in casuals so that I don't have people shouting into my earphones.

I'm also probably listening to the CheapShow podcast while playing, so I won't be concentrating if, by some chance, I actually have voice comms on for casual. It's funny as ♥♥♥♥, give it a listen: https://soundcloud.com/cheapshowpod