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ㅤ* A grizzly bear walks into a pub and says, "Can I have a pint of lager..............................................................................................................................and a packet of crisps please." To which the barman replies, "Why the big paws?"
ㅤ* Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
ㅤ* Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*