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-- D. Winkel and F. Prosser
😚
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
🤕
<Flood> can I write a unix-like kernel in perl?
😲
So many beautiful women and so little time.
-- John Barrymore
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Stewie: The life of the wife is ended by the knife.
😗
Accent on helpful side of your nature. Drain the moat.
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The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.
-- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike
[If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr. Mike session at Baycon, I
believe he added that the beer-cooled computer uses "Forget Only
Memory". Ed.]
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"Besides, I think [Slackware] sounds better than 'Microsoft,' don't you?"
(By Patrick Volkerding)
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[Lois' sister is in labor]
Peter: It looks like Carol's blowing a bubble.
Lois: That's the head. Carol, push. Push.
Peter: I am. It won't go back in.
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