scout and deagle's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:21am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:48am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:24am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:29am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 4:20am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 7:12am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:56am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:34am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:44am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:34am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:54am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:08am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:51am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:39am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 6:45am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

26 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

9 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

17 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

23 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

6 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,875 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

10 / 30