Progreso de scout and deagle en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 1 FEB 2022 a las 5:01

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 14:57

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 4:57

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 5:21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 5:45

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 15:41

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 FEB 2022 a las 5:48

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 FEB 2022 a las 7:24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 3 FEB 2022 a las 3:29

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 3 FEB 2022 a las 4:20

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 1 FEB 2022 a las 6:32

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 8 OCT 2024 a las 7:12

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 2 FEB 2022 a las 6:56

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 1 FEB 2022 a las 6:34

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 1 FEB 2022 a las 6:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 16 OCT 2024 a las 20:38

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 5:25

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 4:57

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 1 FEB 2022 a las 6:34

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 1 FEB 2022 a las 4:24

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 2 FEB 2022 a las 4:54

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 5:33

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 5:48

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 5:00

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 15:39

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 3 FEB 2022 a las 3:08

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 5:51

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 5:39

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 16:11

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE 2022 a las 15:43

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2024 a las 18:13

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 8 OCT 2024 a las 6:45

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 9 OCT 2024 a las 12:25

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 9 OCT 2024 a las 14:25

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Se desbloqueó el 16 OCT 2024 a las 21:16

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 9 OCT 2024 a las 12:00

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

26 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

9 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

17 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

23 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

6 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,875 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

10 / 30