Respect

3:07 PM - dvke: BOY YOU AINT ORGASMING CORRECTLY
3:07 PM - dvke: YOU DRIBBLING

AlmightySheep: ok so youre going to die in 60 seconds and on one table there is a macbook pro with only minecraft on it and on the other is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ picture of a mediocre pornstar
AlmightySheep: what do you do with the last 60 seconds of your life
AlmightySheep: do you crank it or play minecraft

Dating a white man is like plain yogurt. It's not even vanilla flavored. P L A I N.

Black man has flavour, he's the kind where you have the separate granola and u dump it in.

Asians are probably the activia extra good bacteria.

:3

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.