We humans need to stick together


Mankind knew they would never be ballin, so instead of reflecting on themselves they blamed the beasts.

Me MFW When 🐬🐬🐬: /j 🤪
My Face (MF) When (W) ⚓⚓⚓: /srs 😠

🦞 Ye’re fond a me lobster ain’t ye?! 🦞

OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE SPACE WARFARE
I WANT TO BURN AT 1.5 G'S FOR 7 HOURS FOR AN ENGAGEMENT WINDOW OF 16 SECONDS AT 100 KM
THEN WAIT 3 DAYS FOR THE NEXT MERGE BECAUSE THE EVASIVE BURNS TURNED THE ORBIT ECCENTRIC AND WE DON'T HAVE THE DELTA-V LEFT OVER TO CORRECT IT

FACT: The 7th largest pyramid in the world is a Bass Pro Shop in Memphis, Tennessee

We're all Rhodesians

The problem with being a bottom feeder who makes do with minimum effort is that you end up eating ♥♥♥♥.

The moment I sat down and the barrel pinned my balls between my THOT detector and the car seat, I knew the 12:00 position was not for me.

AlmightySheep: free from the clutches of this post irony hellscape where we use humor to ignore the incredulous problems were going to face in the 21st century
AlmightySheep: but its all gravy rn so who cares

If I sexually identify as 14,600,000 square miles of salt water can I be trans-Atlantic?

No obstacle is too great, no mountain is too high, no volcano is too hot, and no Atlantis is too underwater or fictional.

In several thousand years, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ figures will be unearthed from their tombs by archeologists and analysed as the fertility totems of the waifu age.

"If you like basketball, and you like to jam, go no further. Space Jam isn't just about Michael Jordan meeting the Looney Tunes -- it's about a slammin' jammin' game to keep the Looney Tunes out of a failed intergalactic theme park! Rounding out the cast are some of the biggest stars of the NBA, making their feature film debuts." http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

That shirt says yes I do own a washing machine and everything else I own is in it.

Hitler was like that guy who, in playing Civilization, tries to push for cultural victory, space victory and military victory all at the same time.

♥♥♥♥ Calibri

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