10/10 would disappoint my parents all over again.

Last update: 29.11.2020

In all seriousness though, it is quite a charming and funny idle clicker. The writing is witty without taking itself too seriously, and the voice actresses are well chosen for individual characters (Nina's accent is the best, period). The in-game achievements (of which there are tons more than steam ones) keep you going back to try this and that, and it's up to you whether you wanna be in it for the long-haul to accumulate reset bonus or reset sooner and reach other things faster.

There's always some LTE or other going on for outfits, pinups and even new girls to keep you checking back at least once a day even if you capped out on everything else - and it means you can obtain all the bonus outfits without sinking money into it (and sometimes they are cycling through older LTEs again in case you missed them previously).


If you want some of the uncensored action, there's resources outside of steam to unlock it for your steam version, but you'll have to pay for it. Update: With Valve's change in stance, you can now purchase the uncensored mode as DLC directly on steam. However there is currently no alternative for people who previously purchased the Panda Pass offsite; while you can still enjoy the uncensored mode, the DLC will taunt you as unpurchased in store (which sucks if you're the collector type).

There are in-game DLC characters, and though I would consider them worth the investment given the advantages of their respective package deals, I realize not everyone's a fan of that.


Achievement hunters worry not, the devs said that there will not be additional Steam achievements added for the DLC characters since they'd consider that unfair to those who cannot afford it.
Likewise, any new LTE characters following after the initial achievement set have not received Steam achievements, only in-game ones.


Another fun new addition is the so called Phone Flings, where you get to flirt via text messages with different girls to feast your eyes on the pictures they eventually send you. Some of them are pretty hilarious, and I welcome the return of Generica, who had been teased but never dateable so far. The phone dialogues are pretty fun, with some minor choice options (that don't affect the overall progress). Peanut was the first Phone Fling to become a date option, others have followed since.


It's nice to see that the team behind this game continues to pour some love into it. And it's free to play, so you have no excuse not to check it out!