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ㅤ* God is talking to one of his angels. He says, "Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth." "What are you going to do now?" asks the angel. "Call it a day", says God.
ㅤ* How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
ㅤ* I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!
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