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Not Recommended
40.3 hrs last two weeks / 2,436.1 hrs on record (1,940.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 13 Mar, 2021 @ 8:14pm
Updated: 25 Jun, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Unless you're in for a long and brutal beating, play Chivalry 2 instead.

Mordhau has easily the most competent, incredible-feeling, refined combat of any first person slasher available right now. But where it falls flat is that the game just isn't fun for the casual player, and has nothing to offer to them. If you're a casual player and want to play PVP, you're basically bullied into frustration until you decide to abandon casual play and seriously try to improve.

The game is extremely execution-based, skill-based. It demands hundreds of hours from you before you even begin being able to hold your own against the majority of the current active player base. This is partly because of Mordhau's terrible on-boarding that's out of touch and insufficient with the current state of play, and partly because of how the developer support from Triternion has been awful, causing only the most dedicated players to stick around. Few yet somehow still lackluster updates, zero competitive support, questionable-at-best balance, all problems that stack up over the five years this game has been alive.

No matter how good swing manipulation feels in this game, no matter how fun it is, it doesn't matter. Dragging is innovative, but still niche. It will NEVER be intuitive, nor will it ever be a mainstream-compatible core game mechanic.

Mordhau is on a slow decline, and if the last couple updates have said anything, this isn't changing anytime soon. From a player who has wasted over 2,000 hours on this game, reaching the third highest rank Elite 3: unless for some divine reason you are REALLY compelled to, do not buy this game.
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6 Comments
low taper fade 21 Jan, 2024 @ 2:38am 
stouty detected... opinion nullified.
Jedentheconsume 19 Jan, 2024 @ 2:28pm 
goodshit stouty shall we gaf?
Stouty Coaching 19 Jan, 2024 @ 1:19pm 
as the longest standing rank 1 player, this review is accurate
(◥▶◀◤) Thimble 13 Jan, 2024 @ 3:45pm 
Actual skill issue, I roll you on ranked and drop this shitter
Acheron 13 Jan, 2024 @ 3:24am 
lol just git gud
Jedentheconsume 8 Jan, 2024 @ 11:13pm 
gaf