[2.FJg]Xenon
Ben   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
What is my perfect crime?
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
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Blou02 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:23pm 
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el gato 11 Feb, 2020 @ 9:26am 
Have a nice day :darkheart:
OREN™ 6 Jan, 2018 @ 10:01am 
OK I'VE DECIDED THAT I'M NOT WACHING YOUR CHANNEL ANY MORE BECAUSE YOUR SWEARING TOO MUCH I'M SORRY FOR DOING THIS ITS BECAUSE I'M ONLY 6 YEARS OLD AND IF MY MUM FINDS OUT THAT I'VE BEEN WHACHING VIDS WITH SWEARING IN IT IM DED AND I DON'T WANT TO BE TOAST SO I'M SORRY BUT I HAFTOO BECAUSE YOU SWEAR TOO MUCH I'M ALL SORRY FOR THIS
Sabo 2 Dec, 2017 @ 9:45am 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Szopeen. 1 Mar, 2017 @ 10:31am 
vegetable
Psi1 24 Feb, 2017 @ 12:32pm 
+rep UKCS