Honestly, PS1 Hagrid would be the most amazing sexual beast in bed. Just imagine his perfectly triangulated face staring into your soul as he thrusts inside of you. The roughness of his beard, tickling your face as you violently orgasm. His beautiful face scrunching up as he unleashes his mighty load into you. I've seen all the rule 34 of PS1 Hagrid, but honestly, there isn't enough to keep me satisfied. I just wish that he would come down to earth from heaven and ♥♥♥♥ me like the testosterone-fueled beast he is.

I have an insatiable minion rape fetish. It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by Kevin the Minion. I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual 'toys,' including several custom dildos and a modified Kevin-shaped plush doll with a twelve-inch yellow strap-on. The wife and I are separated, and have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping Karen from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep. inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death. The truth is, our marriage died nine years ago on the night I met the love Of my life. I came home from the premiere of Despicable Me rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Kevin the Minion would never, could never pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and stubby arms, penetrate me with his incredible yellow girth, and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy.

Dr Teeth White

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be US high school student
2019
Multiple school shootings a day
every teacher is now armed
veterans patrol the halls on mobility scooters with built in miniguns
Algebra 2
teacher is handing out the quiz her full body armor jostling around
reach into my backpack to take out my calculator
her M16 is already trained on me
DONT YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVE
I need my calculator
THIS IS A NO CALCULATOR QUIZ WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU REACHING FOR?
I thought we could use calculators
YOU THOUGHT WRONG
tense pause
she lowers her weapon
school shooter takes this opportunity to snipe her from the back of the class
her blood and brains splatter all over my face
second school shooter wheels around in front with a shotgun, takes aim at the first shooter because he doesnt want to share the headlines
try to run for the door
veteran mobility scooter unit flies in and tears me to shreds firing 6k rounds a minute
die happy knowing Im still freer than Europoors
family gets charged 10 mil for my medical expenses
plus tip