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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.9 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 30 Dec, 2019 @ 3:28am
Updated: 30 Dec, 2019 @ 3:33am

It seems my life has just been going downhill lately. My wife is cheating on me my childhood dog has been killed and my children just plain hate me from my manipulative wife. You learn to live with the negative things when growing up but i can no longer seem to adapt from these drastic changes of events. because of this ive fallen into depression, everyday i go to the bar and try to drink myself to death so i wouldnt have to come home to a family that hate me. side note- (no i havent divorced my wife and no she doesnt know i know about her cheating, im worried about losing everything else financially so i guess i just have to live with it for the sake of financial stability.). On another night of trying to shut down my liver i decided to open steam. its been years since i touched this app and it looked completely different than what i remembered. i went through my steam library and got a hit of nostalgia and dopamine. I've never felt such pleasure and bliss in my life before. id never think i would ever get the feeling of happiness again, sadly it quickly faded away so naturally i craved more and went scrolling through the store looking for a new game to play. then it happened, i came across one of the most beautiful games ive laid my eyes on....killing floor. just about an hour after playing it i felt like i was 12 again, playing video games without a worry in the world. i was inspired and determined to make a change in my life so that i may once be able to enjoy it like i was supposed to in the beginning. so then i decided enough is enough with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife so i upped her caffeine dosage to kill her once and for all and immediately fled my country and started a new life in japan. as for my kids...well i never liked them anyway so idrc if they hated me. killing floor brought me to a new refreshed state of bliss and heaven, i didnt expect it to be this good but man i am grateful. thank you god for gifting me this game and changing my life the way i wanted to.
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