what the hell the year is 3025 now

The dutch king is still waiting for your response. You seem the only person fit for the job in the whole of this oval shaped trashball world.

The dutch king wants you to lead his fleet of 15th century ships.

I was thinking quite a while about how I want to express my feelings to you. Only thing I came up with was not to do it. We can play lfd2 that won't interfere with our affair.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand me. My humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of my jokes will go over a typical morons' head.

Also..

I must give you my greatest apology. I never meant it to go this far. When I started these shenanigans, I imagined nothing of such a serious matter. I didn’t mean to harm your dignity, respect, or honor. But, now that’s it’s gone this far, I can only do one thing; apologize. So, from the bottom of my intellect, family, pride, and dead hamsters, I give you my strongest and hardiest apology. I hope you could forgive me one day.

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