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Ryan   Mount Juliet, Tennessee, United States
 
 
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Jan Splinter 1 月 7 日 上午 12:54 
what the hell the year is 3025 now
Jan Splinter 2023 年 10 月 16 日 下午 4:31 
The dutch king is still waiting for your response. You seem the only person fit for the job in the whole of this oval shaped trashball world.
Jan Splinter 2023 年 2 月 26 日 下午 6:16 
The dutch king wants you to lead his fleet of 15th century ships.
Mikiki 2022 年 11 月 7 日 上午 4:53 
I was thinking quite a while about how I want to express my feelings to you. Only thing I came up with was not to do it. We can play lfd2 that won't interfere with our affair.
Jan Splinter 2022 年 11 月 6 日 上午 2:32 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand me. My humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of my jokes will go over a typical morons' head.

Also..

I must give you my greatest apology. I never meant it to go this far. When I started these shenanigans, I imagined nothing of such a serious matter. I didn’t mean to harm your dignity, respect, or honor. But, now that’s it’s gone this far, I can only do one thing; apologize. So, from the bottom of my intellect, family, pride, and dead hamsters, I give you my strongest and hardiest apology. I hope you could forgive me one day.
Jan Splinter 2022 年 4 月 24 日 下午 4:05 
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