.999 = the amount of brain cells this idiot has

hi ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! eaat ♥♥♥♥ n diiie

I apologize for my substandard ability in English, as I am but a lowly dirty foreign peasant that has barely matriculated through first grade. It was quite the slog, but somehow I prevailed. Nonetheless, my teachers tell me that my diction, prose and grammar are hardly up to standard.

I also apologize for the formatting. I am inputting this text on the mobile rock and stick I use to peruse the internet, and need to use a handful of dirt every time I make an error.

Finally, I have been lurking in the shadows of this forum, observing with hunter's eyes as you who go unaware about your merry ways, tallying your posting habits, ensuring I have complete knowledge of all of your deficiencies, and thereby when I am ready to post an article I hope to manage, somehow, not to infringe upon anyone's sensibilities.

T-posing is nothing more than another way that men feel entitled to occupying space that doesn't belong to them. Splaying their arms outward, they are attempting to assert dominance over women in the same fashion as manspreading and the byproduct of the patriarchal society we live in. If you T-pose, you're a sexist bigot who is trying to enroach society with your toxic forms of masculinity.

I'M SO SORRY.

OK I ADMIT IT I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE YOU i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life