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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on record
Posted: 25 Mar, 2023 @ 7:19am
Product refunded

Sorry dev, but I had to request a refund. I was excitingly waiting for this game's release during Spring Sale 2023. After completing the first stage, I had no desire to keep playing. It would have been great to just have one quick pop-up tutorial screen showing me what pickups are or what they do or that I could dodge roll with Spacebar or throw grenades with G key, or that I had to actually hold down RMB to fire (no hip firing) but also have a checkbox for "don't show this again"... or have it show +10 ammo when I pick up ammo on the screen instead of in the corner because who is watching the corner?Maybe there was a screen like that, and I skipped it. It took me 12 minutes to figure things out and beat the first stage, and I don't even know if there are more than four stages.The first SEX with HITLER game was okay, the girls are great to look at... Galina, Louise/Luiza, and Tracy (Aimi the purple hair girl was horrible and ruined the game for me), but the girls shown here on the store page with half their faces covered with hair aren't enough to get me to complete the rest of the stages. The first SEX with HITLER had 30 stages, and I didn't die 20 times on the first stage. If I did die, I probably died at most five times on any given stage from the first game. The gameplay of Stage 1 consists of getting shot at, hiding behind cover, trying to hop out to fire and going back to cover but OH YOU CANT because you get caught on a wall or something and you can't see anything anyway. You can't spam/empty your pistol, I get that it's semi automatic but it is still slow. The shotgun is just as slow or possibly slower and doesn't really feel like it is even better than the pistol. I beat Stage 1 with the pistol. Grenades? Maybe I am using them wrong. Maybe I have to hold down the G key to aim further like in DYSMANTLE. I DONT EVEN KNOW. I'm not mad. DYSMANTLE is in all caps in the Steam store, and other times I use all caps I'm not mad. I just have had problems with italics and other formatting options being used in game reviews not working correctly sometimes even when I use the markup tags correctly.Sometimes you will get messages from girls and be prompted to press F in the middle of gameplay...these do not replenish health and the art is meh enough that you just click it away. If you want 3 hot girls and 30 stages of awkward shooting mixed with crappy stealth and stingy ammo management, play the first SEX with HITLER. You can beat each stage just by walking into the end marker, by any means necessary. If you want idk how many meh girls and I don't even know how many stages, with lots of running and lots of dying and NOT EVEN THE FULL ALPHABET of achievements, buy this game. The first stage requires defeating 15 enemies and 1 boss enemy to unlock a door to get to the end. Are there more than 4 stages? I don't know. I don't remember if I could scroll past the locked Stage 4 to see locked stages 5 6 7 and 8. I mean, to be fair, I suck at this game, but I guess I don't like the girls enough to want to get good or play anymore. Maybe if we get a letter T achievement I'll consider buying this again.
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6 Comments
Zallen 25 Mar, 2023 @ 7:45pm 
post nut clarity
xCoiotex 25 Mar, 2023 @ 4:00pm 
dude bought/refund game just to write long text
Pelican Enjoyer 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:39pm 
you were excited to play sex with hitler 2069? wasnt all the other games enough?
Arasmes 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:15pm 
So you were "excitingly waiting" to play Sex with Hittler 2069? Are you fucking retarded or something?
gadot 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06am 
I hit Shift+Enter to line break, im telling you sometimes formatting doesnt work for me in reviews, it works fine in Discussions though.
Mamad Nobari 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:04am 
niba do u know how to paragraph?