Friendly Duck
The Militant Mallard   United States
 
 
It's your favorite feathery foe, Friendly Duck. The Militant Mallard. The Duck of Doom. The Poultry Predator. The Feathered Fury. The Winged Warrior. Paladin of the Pond.

I'm known for scouting from weird angles, using fowl language, flexing an absurd inventory, questionable lineups, obsessive (ab)use of radio commands, and an absolutely unparalleled hatred for chickens.

Before you go accusing me of fowl play, please check the record. Chances are I'm just better.
Currently Offline
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Friendly Duck :: Mirage Cuts
bodgan 10 year old talent 15 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49am 
+rep nice guy
Sakis 17 Jul, 2023 @ 5:24am 
+ rep very good player and friendly teammate in DZ :steamthumbsup:
Gonzo 13 Jun, 2023 @ 11:56am 
+ rep A man who always approaches people with honor and kindness :steamthis: :csgogun: :Hand_Garrett: :steambored: :steamhappy:
Thatters 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07pm 
+ rep So hot and juicy I want to stick my wet hotdog inside his anus and swirl it around until my prostate is screaming with joy. Then I want to shove my gigantic throbbing wang inside his urethra and stretch it so wide that my wang is fully inside his wang and we urinate into each others wangs simultaneously.
AlbiiM 17 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13am 
+rep good friend