It's your favorite feathery foe, Friendly Duck. The Militant Mallard. The Duck of Doom. The Poultry Predator. The Feathered Fury. The Winged Warrior. Paladin of the Pond.

I'm known for scouting from weird angles, using fowl language, flexing an absurd inventory, questionable lineups, obsessive (ab)use of radio commands, and an absolutely unparalleled hatred for chickens.

Before you go accusing me of fowl play, please check the record. Chances are I'm just better.