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Recommended
39.7 hrs last two weeks / 61.3 hrs on record (27.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 26 Jan @ 4:25pm
Updated: 27 Jan @ 11:35am

Your team doesn't have the last base captured.
Pick up a UAZ.
Take two friends and a random British guy with you in the UAZ.
Drive for 15 minutes through forests and rocks.
Listen to the British guy talk for 10 minutes (Harry Kane accent) .
Tell him if he could speak English, not British.
You don't understand anything he said in the last 10 minutes.
He finally shuts his mouth.
Then you hit a rock.
The car's a little broken but still drivable.
Your friend dies because you can’t remove his body from the car and he bleed out.
You finaly remove his body leave him behind and drive for 15 seconds before hitting another rock.
The car explodes.
Everyone dies.
You spawn at the first base.
Pick up the UAZ again.
My friend says you shouldn't drive.
Now, two friends and no British guy.
Your friend drives.
You drive to the backline of the enemy’s last base.
You hit a rock.
The car flips onto its roof (UAZ with an open roof).
Everyone falls out of the car.
You lie under the car, unconscious.
Friend reviwes you.
Other friend flips the car back on its wheels.
The car’s on full throttle and the steering wheel is turned all the way to the left.
UAZ starts driving in circles, trying to hit you.
It barely misses.
The car hits a tree.
You realize you're close to the enemy's last base.
You leave the car and walk toward the base.
Near the enemy base, you see two helicopters.
You shoot down both of them.
Helis falls on ground.
A guy from the wreck shoots you down.
You lie in a bush, unconscious.
A random guy finds you and tries to revive you, but he doesn't know how.
You die.
Your team wins.



10/10, would get stuck in a UAZ with my friends again. The chaos is real, but my team still won!
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