CRYSIS --- ( its that PC game that no other computer can play because there ♥♥♥♥ )

“So its's better than Halo 3? no ♥♥♥♥!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Crysis

“Man! Where'd those ninja guys come from?”
~ EA Games on Crysis Release

“Hochi Kwatchi kong loun wa aini thar. Nagam aini wan, American!!”
~ Great Master Kyoshikawa on Crysis

“Don't ask me what it means...If i knew korean, i'd kick his ass!”
~ Director of Crytek on Kyoshika"woos"

“Nomad gets to not only kill aliens but Korians?!?! Yet Im stuck with just alians and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue AI that wont stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥”
~ Master Cheif on Nomad

“So this thing kicks Halo 3's ass? Lets pop this piece of Shizz in”
~ Gollum on opening his birthday present

“Whoopsie Doopsie My PC just melted!”
~ You on When playing Crysis

“♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! we didn't expect this to happen to us! THE GRAPHICS!”
~ Grue on Crysis

“Pathetic...”
~ Carmine on Crysis

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Crysis: System Requirements
A super computer that can calculate the value of pie to 1337 gazillion places.
999.99 THz or faster Processor (Octo-Centi core recommended for Low Settings Gameplay)
1.WARNING# Overclocking CPU may cause a temporal gravitational time rift.
An additional computer with same specs or better.
512 TB RAM with 8420THz or higher Memory Clock
ATM machine
4-D Glasses
A level 80 world of warcraft death knight
256 TB Video Card with DirectX 69.0c (Nvidia XeForce 99990 GX1000 Ultra; due to poor scaling, a Zeforce 99995 GTX may be required on some PCs)
8 nuclear reactors producing 100 Trillion Megatons of Power per day per reactor.
1000 billion gazillion trilion tetra-dioxide floppy disks
14 Pedobytes of Free Hard Drive space
Windows 89 0.0000000000000001 bit
Windows OMFGWTFBBQ SP2
50 Gazzilion Gallons of Cola and 20 Tons of KFC
A five hundred and sixty one thousand inch 1T50V£Rx9000 monitor (when used in conjunction with the Nvidia XeForce 99990 GX1000 Ultra) running at 16777216x9412364 resolution (200THz Refresh Ra
PIE
No life to speak of whatsoever or for any life you had to have been extracted and fused into the computer workings somehow
Thermodynamic CPU & GPU cooler or 46,000 gallons of industrial strength liquid nitrogen.
Stephen Hawkings Wheel Chair
Crysis Crack(found at Piratebay)
Crysis may still freeze on high settings with the above -minimal- system, so when you wait for Crysis to respond, it is recommended to have a particle accelerator larger than the LHC in order to produce the necessary power for the above equipment.
DirectX 1,000,000b
One billion hamsters running in those little wheel things