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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 12.5 hrs on record
Posted: 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:27am

Anti-Tumblr Manifesto

For the first few 10 hours it was alright. Always liked the psycho-pop artstyle and laughed at the absolute wack writing both this and the previous games had. Plus the funny black bear started beatboxing.

HOWEVER:
Chapter 3 was by far the most depraved thing I've ever experienced in video games.
This series always catered towards the Tumblr audience, but dear god was this too far… This became something Chris Hanson would break down your door just for playing. JUST DOWN BAD.

I don’t care who/wtf you are, but whether it’s a matter of fiction or not the sexualisation of minors in media should be completely unacceptable no matter what the context. The character ‘Tokoto Utsugi’ is clearly portrayed as an extremely young minor, yet the the writers take absolutely no stops to make the most depraved scenes with her as possible. I don’t care how much Operation Centerboard did to the Japanese, but if this is how they wanna cope with it well then I’m sorry but we just gonna have to hit em’ much harder next time.

And before you unsheathe your $30 foam Katana alongside that questionable body pillow you got at ‘that’ convention; I already know you’re gonna say: ”Um but actually: having that small child slowly & forcefully be undressed alongside being exposed to the camera was for the sake of character development!! You’re just simply too retarded to comprehend the next level-writing of Kazutaka Kodaka, but to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Mor-” SHUT TEH ♥♥♥♥ UP

No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way can you justify a dozen different underwear shots as something progressive to the story. But in the end I know nothing I say will stop you from going onto reddit writing about how she’s the best character or your 40+ minute long video essay analyzing why her underwear had a strawberry pattern (sponsored by express VPN).

As a closing remark I wanted to add that; as we speak, I’m loading up the ol’ Winchester so I can completely CHUG THAT BABY DOWN. Legit gonna put Ronnie McNutt to shame. since I’ve had it with you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the anime toddler pfp and pink-blue flags. My last mark to this world will be this steam review alongside a just-as spitefully-worded email to Gaben demanding he cleanses the steam store of this filth.

2/10, Had something going for it, up until half-way through. Would rather play Concord at this point.
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