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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 114.0 hrs on record (94.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Apr, 2022 @ 6:10am

A deeply unsatisfying experience that is hard to fix
This game has problems that are very hard to solve, because they cannot simply be patched out or resolved by the addition of future content and DLCs. They are structural issues that were introduced by the poor decision-making of the game's directors, QA teams, external advisors on the GW side, and more. They will never get fixed.


The voice acting is a failure that will never get fixed
  • The shoddy voice acting, with straight up broken English (Zhao Ming's voice actor thinks that the word 'celestial' has an R in it) will never get fixed
  • The incorrect pronunciation (characters and places are pronounced differently by different VAs) will never get fixed
  • The awkward reading of lines (some VAs read their lines like unconvincing robots or in odd tones of voice) will never get fixed
  • The voices are not at all loreful (N'Kari, Keeper of Secrets, Great Unclean One, Bloodthirster, so many more) and it will never get fixed


The terrible faction design will never get fixed
  • Cathay's bizarre regiments half composed of 6-foot-tall female soldiers that use the male skeleton for rigging and thus move like men will never get fixed
  • Kislev having more bears than horses in standard armies will never get fixed
  • Kislev having magical ice weapons literally everywhere will never get fixed
  • Kislev's soldiers being built on the Chaos Warrior skeleton, wearing no clothes despite the frozen environment, and looking more healthy than Swedish bodybuilders despite the lore saying the exact opposite, will never get fixed


Even if the bugs, shoddy UI, and other issues are resolved...
...Warhammer III will still remain a game that will fail to satisfy because it will always have problems that cannot get fixed. For that reason, I recommend you avoid this game.
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