Recent reviews by cocogoated

game actually got optimized, still no role queue tho.

Addictive as it is soul crushing. I am a Doomfist main.

yes

Cons:
- Unable to actually play the game while waiting in the queue, since queue times can be quite long on NA servers. If you want instant queue times, you have to go on JP servers where you'll have terrible ping.
- GM Sniper. Too oppressive for the skill you'd have to put in. If you wanted to compete with Overwatch and be a better version of it, you wouldn't follow suit with one of the worst things that exist in FPS games.
- Clunky movement and mechanics. The abilities in the game and the sprints just feel clunky as hell. Doesn't feel fluid and feels forced in.
- Runs terribly. I run a 3050 TI and get at maximum 60 FPS.
- Like Overwatch, it encourages toxicity in it's gameplay. Case in point: stun mechanics. Ironically has more stun mechanics than Overwatch 2 currently. Exia, Gundam, Sazabi, Asshimar, Zaku II Ranged.
- Mouse sensitivity issues. Even with mouse sensitivity converters, my mouse sensitivity feels off and slower than it should be. The bigger issue is the mouse acceleration that is forced on by default that requires you to modify game files just to fix. Why is that even in there to begin with?
- More of a nitpick here, but the two round format being forced in Casual (outside of Domination) really bugs me. It makes matches much longer than they have any reason to be.
- Chat. A recent update for some reason decided to turn all-chat completely off. Not sure why.
- Unit Unlocking. You and I both know the reasons why.

Pros:
- Mechs are cool.

yes

i have infected the world with gangnam style

Played this game as a meme, ended up enjoying the gameplay. Also Aiko best girl.

i want to bang mistral

Hey, you little piss baby
You think you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool? Huh?
You think you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tough?
You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck
Aw, look at those arms
Your arms look so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute, they look like lil' cigarettes
I bet I could smoke you, I could roast you
And then you'd love it and you'd text me "I love you"
And then I'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ghost you

With the big boys coming with the big stuff
I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the picture
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah (oh yeah)

Feel so clean like a money machine
Feel so clean like a money machine
Feel so clean like a money machine
Feel so clean like a money machine

Tell me what's the deal, I've been tryin' to go to bed
I've been up for days, I've been tryna get ahead
Said it all before, and I'll say it once again
I'm better off alone
Tell me what's the deal, I've been tryin' to go to bed
I've been up for days, I've been tryna get ahead
Said it all before, and I'll say it once again
I'm better off alone

With the big boys coming with the big stuff
I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the picture
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah (oh yeah)

Feel so clean like a money machine
Feel so clean like a money machine
Feel so clean like a money machine
Feel so clean like a money machine

I MIGHT GO AND THROW MY PHONE INTO THE LAKE YEAH