When it comes to the Touhou verse, you might be wondering who is the most frickable. Some would say Koakuma for being a succubus with an ass fatter than Patchouli’s lazy self, some would say Shinmy due being so easy to impregnate (legit just nut in a jar, toss her in, and shake it around). But I’m of the firm belief that Ran Yakumo is THE MOST FRICKABLE character in all of Touhou. Ran has unlimited sex utility thanks to her tails. You could swan dive into her tails and spin around while nutting to literally get lost in the sauce. You can grab her tails for leverage while ramming her doggystyle. And that’s only the tip of the iceberg. She can slap you passionately with her tails. She can make a makeshift palm with her tails and grab you to pull you closer to her ass. And that’s only the tip of the iceberg. She can form a cage with her tails to force you to nut forever. She can give you a tailjob. She can make a bed out of tails then ♥♥♥♥ you on said bed. She can hang upside down and ♥♥♥♥ you like spiderman. But thats only the tip of the iceberg. According to my sources from KKHTA, Yukari could potentially control every aspect of Ran like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ character creator. She chose to give her massive beautiful breasts because she knew Ran had potential. Hypothetically speaking Yukari could order Ran to twerk for all eternity and she’d do it. Like Frieren telling Aura to eat her ass, she could become the ultimate sex partner. And that’s only the tip of the iceberg. Yukari could say “adapt” and Ran would instantly mold herself to fit her partner’s desires. Yukari could say “get pregnant” and Ran will instantly become impregnated. Hell, she could just say “Ran frick me” and Ran will oblige instantly, overpowering Yukari and making her orgasm before she could order her to stop. And that’s only the tip of the iceberg. Ran has 9 tails, and each tail resembles a sex position, meaning Ran could literally fold Yukari like that one grappler from Tekken 8 and just slamfrick her to oblivion. Just PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGANT GET PREGANT GET PREGANT GET PREGANT GET PREGANT GET PREGANT until Yukari finally gets Ran’s 30 inch tongue out of her grandmaussy to order her to stop. And that’s only the tip of the iceberg. There’s so many ways Ran is just the most frickable of any Touhou girl, too many to list. Nobody compares to her.