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Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.
-- Woody Allen, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Zapp: Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes.
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QOTD:
"There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm sure looking."
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"If we find a cat I'm going to kick it!"
(Only You Can Save Mankind)
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Look out! Behind you!
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I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.
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Old age is always fifteen years old than I am.
-- B. Baruch
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Ray's Rule of Precision:
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
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[to Stewie, at Christmastime]
Chris: Here, it's a candy cane. But don't stick it up your nose, it burns like hell.
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