Senaste recensioner av The Ape

Peppino and Wario should fight to the death

Связной ♥♥♥♥

Only for Rockers and Stoners

Blue Half life

Green Half life

Buy the game
rotting dead people
beat them with a metal pipe
hijack a police car and steal whatever was in
get shot in the head by random gang members
Go home and install the game

i like the intense 40 minute sex scene with Gman in the end

I dare you to find a game with more character and wit than this.
I heard so much praise for Portal 2 and i'm so happy that i finally experienced it myself.

God, Valve is like Pixar of the gaming industry. in 2000s They were releasing masterpiece after masterpiece without a single slip. And then they released CS:GO in 2012 and it all went to ♥♥♥♥. Creative bankrupcy. Dota Dota Counter strike.

Orange Half life

No, it's not as good as Dying light 1. The story for the first half is kinda meh, Spike being the only returning character was underwhelming, the environment looks kinda ugly (except the sky, that got a major upgrade), if you have a slightly outdated pc you'll be stuck playing with upscaling on which makes the visuals unpleasant to look at, the OST is a smidge weaker than Pawel Blaszczak's work on the first game, but overall it was a fun time. New mechanics are nice, i prefer the new hook, glider's fun, there's more stuff to do... What i'm saying is: you'll essentially need a powerful pc to enjoy the game to the fullest. (yeah i know, no ♥♥♥♥)