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I was under the assumption that the "Ridiculous hour after hour after hour JRPG grind" design mindset died 10-15 years ago. Apparently not

"Bro did you see that Titan fall?"

"Yeah bro, I saw that Titan Fall Too"

Credits roll

If your game can't even be played without scouring a wiki for hours on end, it isn't "Esoterically difficult", it's a bad game

If your combat system is purposefully sluggish and obnoxious to raise difficulty, it isn't difficult, it's a bad game

If your system for leveling up is heavily dependent on certain builds and certain builds alone, it isn't "Beginning unfriendly", it's a bad game

♥♥♥♥ souls like games, and ♥♥♥♥ everything they've done to the industry since

Assuming you both play daily and are attacked once per day (which is a bold assumption as there's usually only one every couple or so) it will still take you roughly a decade and a half to earn the Epic Defender achievement

10/10

Surprisingly dull. All of the mystery and intrigue from the first game is gone, and Aloy is now just utterly unlikable

Check it out
I'm in the house like carpet
And if there's too many heads in my blunt I won't spark it
I'll put it in my pocket and save it like rocket fuel
'Til everybody's gone and it's cool
Then I spark it up with my brother
His momma named him Mo, but I call him Mo' Lover
And he's more than a cover, he's a quilt
We're putting ♥♥♥♥ together like that house that John built
On the hill, 'cause this ♥♥♥♥'s gonna feel like velvet, turtle
My style fits tighter than a girdle
If ya hate it then you can just leavе it, like Beaver
But in a day or two I'll makе you a true believer in me
'Cause like the alphabet you'll see
That 'ism kicks a rhyme, not your everyday soliloquy
Like Chef Boyardee, my rhyme is truly cookin'
Peace to Matty Rich 'cause he's straight out of Brooklyn, New York
I don't eat pork or swine when I dine
I drink a cup of Kool-Aid, not a big glass of wine
Or a Henn', Heine', if you have time I'll drop rhyme again

"There is not more based a thought than for man to recognize he is cringe" - Plato (probably)

OK Todd I gave you the money. Now where's TES 6?

Capitalism bad. Upvotes to the left

Boss music for my left D PadIf you play a lot of JRPGs the side task grind for 100% really isn't that bad at all. Only about 60 hours for a full completion run, minus the 3 other achievements locked behind other houses