I'd sell my livestock, my cask cellar, my sheds and all my jewels to fund an artichoke dip factory farm where I'd slave day and night to make Clint marry me but instead I have to settle for Harvey....who at least had the decency to give me a bottle of wine at Christmas the year before Kent showed up and gave me a standard quality nautilus shell. I'm sorry I took your gift for granted Harvey, as I guzzled it down at 1am in my dinosaur barn, sobbing over Clint and plotting Kent's death.

I'd sell my livestock, my cask cellar, my sheds and all my jewels to fund an artichoke dip factory farm where I'd slave day and night to make Clint marry me but instead I have to settle for Harvey....who at least had the decency to give me a bottle of wine at Christmas the year before Kent showed up and gave me a standard quality nautilus shell. I'm sorry I took your gift for granted Harvey, as I guzzled it down at 1am in my dinosaur barn, sobbing over Clint and plotting Kent's death.