I am everywhere and nowhere

Personally it's not God I dislike, it's his fan club I can't stand.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

The Road to hell is paved with good intentions

The pessimist complains about the wind; The optimist expects it to change; The realist adjusts the sails

Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning."
- Rick Cook