Recent reviews by TheRetroMacaqueYT

Game needs shareable blue prints so people can share builds.
Also there needs to a blocklist for auto pickup so you don't end up picking up 1000000 stones.
Weapon needs to auto equip when leaving water the same way it auto unequips when entering.
Very good game. Really makes you feel like a Viking.
9 hammers out of 10 Thors

Buy game. Game good.

I love fishing planet. But Denuvo anti cheat really?!
VAC exists and you want to go kernal level?
I'll change this to positive the minute you choose a less invasive AC.
NB Kernal level AC do not play nice with w11 TPM/secure boot and virtualisation

Laughably bad at the one thing it's supposed to do.
Drifting. This ain't it chief.
Power down. Handbrake pulled. Try to power into drift.
No power even dropping a gear just no power to drift.
I'm driving a high powered drift machine but I don't have enough power to drift.
Make it make sense

pooping simulator 2025

Drugs are bad but this game is good.
So many addicts live in my hood.
I make my sh*t pure so they overdose
I dgaf if the popo are close.
They come with tazers for stunning
but eff them I put all my points into running
10/10 would deal again

Selling and production should be like the tutorial. Instead wait hours for sales and production.
I was excited for game from the tutorial then starting the game and discovering the long waits
killed what good of been a fantastic little time sink. Baffling design choice makes game unrecommendable.
Note to developers how about a paid(not free) non p2w with tutorial sales and production times?

Released way too early needed at least another 3-6 months before release. Rushed it to market to capitalise on the Tarkov PR disaster. Definitely not worth the price. Cannot recommend.

Great poker game

I became what I despise and turned into EA.
Would buy, asset strip and then close resulting in the loss of 100s of jobs again.
9 Activisions out of 10 UBISOFTS