Recent reviews by TheRetroMacaqueYT

So janky. Awful light feeling vehicles. Clunky controls. Broken dialogue audio. Very unrefined. So much wasted potential this could/should of been a good game but Ubilame lamed it up.
Not recommended even on sale.

I haven't played this game so how I can write a review I have no clue.
So anyway how's your day been?

Game looks okay doesn't it?!
Should you buy it? I dunno.
Maybe you should treat yourself?!

so basic

You can have sexy fun time with the motos nuff said 10/10

Nope. Stinky.

I play DMZ now and again...

Grab the bloody gold for dwarves sake

In here somewhere is a good game, unfortunately Ubisoft dropped the ball.
The U.I is straight garbage, Messy and unhelpful.
There's some good moments, the drifting is fun but there are only 8 events despite the game saying 15.
Drag is too long winded and slow to be anything but frustrating also only 9 events.
Story is laughably bad, and quickly becomes really annoying. STFU I'm trying to drive mf.
this gets a 5/10 Must try harder. At this point Ubisoft are unlikely to add the QOL patches this game desperately needs to fix the clunk.

Descenders is a near perfect game. Buy it on sale for an absolute steal.
Great sense of speed and well drawn graphics. The soundtrack is amazing though there isn't enough of it.
9/10 hard bails out of 10 360 no handers

Just flatout frustrating and obtuse even with guides.
Not for the faint of heart. If you get frustrated easily avoid.
If you have the patience and aren't easily discouraged then this is for you.