Before this game I was struggling, my wife left me and took the cat, my credit report was a staggering 150, and I was facing eviction from my landlord. It was cold and cruel times. But this game changed things. I found the lord through this game and was reborn into a proper Christian. I scorn the non-believers now at the town square and feel the warmth of Christ pulsing through my moist blood. Thank you devs. I am saved and self-righteous thanks to you. #Amen

Before this game I was struggling, my wife left me and took the cat, my credit report was a staggering 150, and I was facing eviction from my landlord. It was cold and cruel times. But this game changed things. I found the lord through this game and was reborn into a proper Christian. I scorn the non-believers now at the town square and feel the warmth of Christ pulsing through my moist blood. Thank you devs. I am saved and self-righteous thanks to you. #Amen