I will destroy you

meow

34 minutes later, she finally told me what actuallt happened. She was abducted and banged with no consent (see im a good dude, i kill rapists) So i let her go this one time. 12 minutes after that she gets a call from her little sister, saying that i actually killed her brother. I dont ♥♥♥♥ around with those jokes so i hopped in my redeye and took off. As i drifted into her front lawn i pulled out a zenith and destroyed the house in seconds and grabbed her. I used my tungsten handcuffs and dragged her by the car, when i returned home i found my soon to be fiance with the police. I decided to activate my celebration mk2 and blew them all up, so i zoomed away into a meth lab.

I was then arrested by the CIA (chinese intelligence agency) and way tortured for 7 days, now i find out her sister was a secret operative, AITA?

I found them in the middle of the act, he was doing the Whoop n' gangbang style (Involves using a belt and having 7 other guys around her), Me (a real man) decided i will not let this happen. So i pulled out a loaded 12 gauge and blew 3 of their heads off, the others tried to run but i do not let them get away with it. In the next 3 hours they felt the wrath of my ♥♥♥♥, (i loved their tight buttholes). I then grabbed her and stabbed her with my 37.789 inch machete and fortnite danced on her.

AITA: For kidnapping my girlfriends little sister?

I (27m) and my girlfriend of 4 years (19f) have gotten into an argument, i decided to go to a ♥♥♥ strip club for my birthday with her brother since i thought why not build family relationships. As we were given lapdances from Pedro (14M) i was called by her, she shouted at me for "not being respectful". I ignored her and decided to go to the bar, i ordered a martini as all gays do. I thought all was good until 7 hours later, at 8 am when i returned home. I found her in the bed with another man, Leoco an australian man.

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