Deep in the junges of South India, the tribal folk sing.......
They sing a song of freedom......
They sing a song of joy......
They sing a song of a prince reborn......
They sing a song of ice and fire......

(Wait....the last one already exists...)

(♥♥♥♥.)

(Lemme think up something cooler than ASOIAF)

Here's to you folks who ever felt pathetic tryin' to clear LPs, wait out cooldowns, or bear ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pinoys, Indians and OBCs (Oh BhenChods) in your life.....

Who do you remember when ur internet's down
You remember the BiSi, remember the BiSi
Who babyrages and wears a permanent frown
You know its the BiSi, yes its the BiSi

He knows he does'nt play well but he keeps propagating it
If he ever fails, on the internet he blames it
Or on the team, or on the electricity board
Heck, if he couldn't cast a sunstrike he says its cos of his motherboard
Or the rain or the sun or the Almighty God
(And that's not Zeus, btw I'm talkin' 'bout the REAL God)

If it even exists, he'll somehow find a reason
To blame anyone or anything and spoil the fun
You know the game is ruined when he invites you to party
But you can't say anything 'cos then he wil buy a shotty
And run around tryin to smack people's heads off their shoulders
And throw grenades without any preamble like ♥♥♥♥♥♥' boulders

And if you think that's it then do not hold your breath my friends
'Cos I'm still not done with Defense of The Ancients

He makes an account one fine sunny day
Gets his MMR calibrated, starts to cry
About how this world is cruel and narcissistic
How he was only tryin to win but douches ruined his statistic
How someone hooked him upto a eucalyptus tree
Or how someone evoked his 'ulti' to kill for free
Never again is he gonna play this game, oh
And then comes an update introducing a new hero
He comes back to try its abilities and design
Of the map that is changed to feel so smooth and fine
He ends up blamin' Icefrog for messin up the creep camps
And says the map is dark cos it doesnt have any streetlamps
Streetlamps? You say, get Nightstalker and make a scepter
Cos you are bad at the game and can't play Spectre
He turns his head and beady eyes at you and says, "♥♥♥♥♥♥
You think i give a ♥♥♥♥ about playing carry or 'Off'er
♥♥♥♥ supporting i used to do that when i was a starter
No ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, its what you fear, I will pick Invoker

Who do you remember when you think nothing can go wrong
You remember the BiSi, remember the BiSi
Who do you blame when matchmaking queue is too long
You give it to the BiSi, give it to the BiSi

(Looks at what he's written)

(curls up into a ball)

(slooooooowly.....smiles)

( :| -> :) -> :D -> :-D -> XD)

Cya around, BiSis!