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Mulder: So you're refusing an assignment based on the
adventures of Moose and Squirrel...
"The X-Files: The X-Files: Never Again"
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If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
-- Norm Schryer
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Meg: Mom, there's no way I'm sleeping in Chris's room this weekend. It smells like old milk in there!
Chris: Hey, if I could find it, I'd clean it up.
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...and scantily clad females, of course. Who cares if it's below zero
outside.
-- Linus Torvalds
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People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
-- Abigail Van Buren
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