i am shield boy. i fart. if you use bullets. you are bad. throw rockets at me. bullets are for fans. rockets and knives for enjoyers. ur mom stole all of the doritoes from my house and it actually helped my diet massively. Soon after, she came back and stole all of my metal silverware. and everyone knows you cant heat up the Super H in a plastic spoon, so she also stopped my h-roi-e addiction as well. what a wonderful lady your mom is. andyways, the last time i played a game this good, it was garfield cart. So, i, not knowing the incoming financial hardship, spent my last good boypoints on the new call of duty. you see, i was expecting great things. and you know what? i got them. this game, is immaculate. everything i could want except for an american flag calling card in launch. however, i no longer have obtained the good boy points that i need for the one thing that i know in my heart and soul will truely debunk my purest form in gaming. Garfield two is out. the racing one? yeah of course, stupid. garfield cart two. its out. and i cant afford it. and thats why im giving this game a negatiuve review. this game has gotten in the way of my truest dreams as i have lost more hair from my hairline than i would have lost playing the pure bliss of garfield cart two. this was a truely embarrasing use of my money, im so sorry garfield. anyways, im off to go poop. this game had me survive on doritoes, hero-ine, and stringe cheeese for three weeks since launch. since then, after completely destroying you in every lobby i met you in, as i explained before, i courted your mother, and she saved me from two of those things. now, i have run out of string cheese, and i have bought cranberry juice, ham, eggs, and other normal foods. all thanks to your mom.
this game is incredible, 10/10, bad rating because its made by activision

edit "youve plyed an additional 651 hours would you reccomend this gaME to others"
no dude i told a kid i was gonna make love to his dad and all i got was a real messy std test with 4 positives.
-3/10
EDIT:UNIRONICALLY NO A DOWNVOTE. GAME RUNS WORSE EVERY UPDATE, CANT ENJOY IT ANYMORE

i am shield boy. i fart. if you use bullets. you are bad. throw rockets at me. bullets are for fans. rockets and knives for enjoyers. ur mom stole all of the doritoes from my house and it actually helped my diet massively. Soon after, she came back and stole all of my metal silverware. and everyone knows you cant heat up the Super H in a plastic spoon, so she also stopped my h-roi-e addiction as well. what a wonderful lady your mom is. andyways, the last time i played a game this good, it was garfield cart. So, i, not knowing the incoming financial hardship, spent my last good boypoints on the new call of duty. you see, i was expecting great things. and you know what? i got them. this game, is immaculate. everything i could want except for an american flag calling card in launch. however, i no longer have obtained the good boy points that i need for the one thing that i know in my heart and soul will truely debunk my purest form in gaming. Garfield two is out. the racing one? yeah of course, stupid. garfield cart two. its out. and i cant afford it. and thats why im giving this game a negatiuve review. this game has gotten in the way of my truest dreams as i have lost more hair from my hairline than i would have lost playing the pure bliss of garfield cart two. this was a truely embarrasing use of my money, im so sorry garfield. anyways, im off to go poop. this game had me survive on doritoes, hero-ine, and stringe cheeese for three weeks since launch. since then, after completely destroying you in every lobby i met you in, as i explained before, i courted your mother, and she saved me from two of those things. now, i have run out of string cheese, and i have bought cranberry juice, ham, eggs, and other normal foods. all thanks to your mom. this game is incredible, 10/10, bad rating because its made by activision edit "youve plyed an additional 651 hours would you reccomend this gaME to others" no dude i told a kid i was gonna make love to his dad and all i got was a real messy std test with 4 positives. -3/10 EDIT:UNIRONICALLY NO A DOWNVOTE. GAME RUNS WORSE EVERY UPDATE, CANT ENJOY IT ANYMORE