If a gay man approaches your house and asks to see a video of a gorilla decanting a pickle jar, and you also had a readily usable bag of frozen peanuts in your pants, do you eat him? Does he have hidden motives? Does he plan to penetrate your brother with extreme prejudice and an undeniably scary sense of patriotism? I don't want him. Just keep him away from me.

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